Yoga = Vodka
Today I learnt that vodka enhances your yoga skills.

Today I learnt that vodka enhances your yoga skills.


– In an interview with Gilbert in Göring’s jail cell during the Nuremberg War Crimes Trials (18 April 1946)

The Egg
By: Andy Weir
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You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.

Throughout school and college, we were bombarded with horror stories. Stories about how our use of fossil fuel, electricity and everything else that science has invented to make our lives better, is harming the planet.
Global Warming – we were told, was the impending Armageddon. Reform or be damned.
Lo and behold – the idiots in the white coats were wrong yet again.
Deplaning at the airport in delhi at half past three in the morning on the eleventh was a chilling revelation. It was a bloody three degrees.
O where is that promised global warming?
Why aren’t the glaciers melting?
Why isn’t it getting warmer?
Why are my bones clattering?
So does it mean that we should revert to our old ways?

